Dad: I have observed something. It might not be much, but its eating me from couple of days.
Me: Shoot Dad.
Dad: Why is that you change your watch as soon as you come from office? I mean, you have a separate watch when you stay at home. You don't take it off during the night too.
Me: He he he....nice observation there Dad!
Dad: Is that watch special?
Me: Yes Dad. Its kind of special.
Dad: Oh!
Me: ...
Dad: Is that because it was given to you by a special someone?
Me: WHAT??!!!!
Dad: Hey! Its OK. I mean I understand. At least I think I understand.
Me: Is that what you think?
Dad: Well, yeah. I asked your mom about it. She pretty much guessed the same.
Me: (Sighing) Dad, its nothing like that alright?
Dad: Its not?
Me: No. That watch is tuned in with the timing of Animax television network. I just don't want to miss even a single minute of my favorite shows.
Dad: Oh....
Me: (Smiling) Did you freak out because I have a 'special someone' Dad?
Dad: Actually no. But your real reason for wearing that watch truly freaks me out. Why can't you be normal?
Me: Come on Dad, normalcy is overrated.
Dad: Normalcy gives you sanity.
Me: There is a fine line between normalcy and sanity. Even finer between normalcy and insanity. Given a choice, I would forgo normalcy.
Dad: (Laughing) Looks like you have already forgone your normalcy.
Me: Its in my DNA.
Dad: (Scowls)
Me: (Promptly ran off from his line of vision)